Highlariously Funny

Get a lift and have a laugh.
rosaparking:

This dumb b*tch fly dropped dead in my room yeah puta thts what you get for thinking you can just fly onto my turf and nothing gonna happen. No way like you think imma let you live??? Think again b*tch. #stepuprevolution #thestreets

rosaparking:

This dumb b*tch fly dropped dead in my room yeah puta thts what you get for thinking you can just fly onto my turf and nothing gonna happen. No way like you think imma let you live??? Think again b*tch. #stepuprevolution #thestreets

(via joshpeck)

glowcloud:

this cat is very beautiful and contemplative. owner wants to play with cat but cat is thinking about bigger things. cat thinks about life.

(Source: faunasworld, via flomation)

darkblastoise:

afterschool activities

"Hey dad, I’m gonna be home late from school. There’s some after-school activities I need to finish doing."

(via weedjoke420)

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

(via keepcalmandrunincircles)

whiteboywaves:

Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

(via joshpeck)

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

(via officialwhitegirls)